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    Dash  ·  
    Feb 15, 2021

    Welcome, Zerbique!

    in Feeling Chatty

    As of today, Solitaire Times is proud to have hired their first freelance news researcher and writer, Zerbique. He gets payed a share of our profits, which are zero and multiplying.


    Zerbique's from France - one day we hope to have correspondents all over the EU and UK - but apart from that not much is known about this mysterious figure. He likes good old fashioned fantasy, so I can talk Talisman with him. His favourite game that he actually plays is Puzzle Dungeon.


    As you may have guessed, he writes under an alias. For all we know, he's a high ranking government official or one of les gilets jaunes. We don't ask questions. About his handle he wrote:

    I just liked its ridiculous character I guess (in French "bique" is a familiar name for the female goat and is often used to speak critically of a supposedly annoying old woman).

    He doesn't look much like a goat to me, but looks can be deceiving:



    His first post is about Dungeon Flee, and he has already planned contributions until December 2021 (probably because that's where our spreadsheet ended). Please all, give a warm welcome to the one and only


    ZERBIQUE

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    Gloomknight
    Feb 21, 2021
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    Congrats, Zerbique! Glad to see you aboard!

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    Cadet Stimpy
    Feb 16, 2021
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    "We're from France", he says, in a robotic tone. I'm suspicious. 🤔

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    frankd9009
    Feb 16, 2021
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    Lol, I knew it! 👽👽👽🍩🍩🍩

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    frankd9009
    Feb 16, 2021
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    He comes from France... hmm.






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    Zerbique
    Feb 16, 2021
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    I'd say this is an accurate depiction of what the people look like where I live. It takes a skull as tall as this one to fit the baguette when you swallow it all at once. Usually we hid this specific feature under our bérets though.

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    Zerbique
    Feb 15, 2021
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    Thanks to all for the warm welcome and thanks to JW and Athena for inviting me on the paper crane boat! Let's see if additional hands will help to overcome the flood of new releases!

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    Cadet Stimpy
    Feb 15, 2021
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    All right! Way to go, Z! I'll be lookin' forward to your wit, wisdom, and large words I have to look-up. Plus, you're on the payroll. Uh, are multiplying zeros more than nothing? Well, know that your writings will be read, at least be me, anyway. 🙂

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    Derek
    Feb 15, 2021
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    Very cool! Congrats Zerbique!

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