Doctor, doctor: September KS Grumpy

Athena: JW, something is wrong with me. I can't think of anything grumpy to say about the games that launch this month!

JW: Have you taken your temperature? I hear Covid makes you lose your sense of smell, taste, and your taste in board games.

Athena: Oh my goodness. Okay. Let's test me.

JW: Lacerda's Mercado de Lisboa.

Athena: A clever puzzle for people who are good at spatial riddles and calculations. It has a series of nine challenges specifically designed for solo.

JW: Mmm. That's not good. Cascadia.

Athena: Fans of Calico and Parks are going to love it. Each animal has unique scoring conditions according to their natural habitat and preferences.

JW: I'm starting to get worried... Agropolis!

Athena: I know we both disliked Sprawlopolis but think of all the possibilities this opens up: it can be played on its own or combined with Sprawlopolis and make your brain explode with farms, ranches and city streets!

JW: Athena, please! What's gotten into you? We didn't just "dislike" Sprawlopolis. Okay, okay. My last hope:The 7th Citadel.

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Athena: Oh. *gulp* The 7th Continent gave me some of the worst gaming experiences in my life. I wouldn't want the sequel if someone gave it to me for free.

JW: Oh man. At last! Back to her senses!

Athena: *feeling better* Are you backing the expansion to Machina Arcana?

JW: I would, if I could figure out how to play the base game. It is so much work for me now, it never gets to the table. I do like everything about it in theory. But it's a misunderstood masterpiece. I don't want to add to it.