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    frankd9009
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    Dash  ·  
    Aug 04, 2021

    Health Generator 2.0

    in Feeling Chatty


    My research and development team has worked day and night to bring the "Health Generator 2.0" online.


    As seen in the video, the green chip clip attaches the blue swifter duster handle to the turbo fan. The swifter duster handle provides the backbone upon which the 'Health Generator 2.0' functions.


    Next comes the orange yo-yo string. The pliability of the yo-yo string allows for the necessary back and forth oscillations of the Fit Bit device.


    Initially, the Fit Bit only hung in front of the turbo fan, twisting in the wind, without generating any 'steps per minute' also known as "health". This was the key function of the device and no 'health' was being generated. The project was dangerously close to failure until a scientific break-through.


    A Post-It note was threaded into the metal buckle of the Fit Bit wrist band. The fanned out body of the Post-It note was able to catch the air current generated by the turbo fan, thus causing the oscillating movement of the Fit Bit. This repetitive motion of the Fit Bit was able to generate health at a rate of 3 steps per second.


    This breakthrough of health generation allows me to rip off my job faster and more conveniently than ever.

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    Gloomknight
    Aug 10, 2021
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    “The only genius that's worth anything is the genius for hard work.” - Kathleen Winsor


    Oops, sorry! Wrong thread! 😁

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    Athena
    Aug 04, 2021
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    Ingenious! The only improvement I would suggest is some sort of cushioning to muffle the sound of the watch hitting the fan.

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    frankd9009
    Aug 05, 2021
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    Lol, other members of my household aren't thrilled with the noise as well. Will have to research padding for noise reduction.

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    Cadet Stimpy
    Aug 04, 2021
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    Rube Goldberg would be proud, Frank!

    Image Source: The Famous People

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    JW
    Aug 04, 2021
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    Once again, time well spent 👍



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    frankd9009
    Aug 05, 2021
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    @JW After 10 years of thankless work, finally the recognition I deserve.

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