
And on his farm he had an alien, e-i-e-i-oh
Blorg in the Midwest is a 9-card hand-management game, in which you are Blorg, who took the family saucer for a joyride and crashed it into a small piece of the rural midwestern USA. To fix your flying saucer you'll try to find items, using tools that are in locations like the barn and shed. The cards are layed out in a "timeline", and every round after you've taken your action, events that are pictured on the lower half of the cards may trigger. Then time passes, all cards s